Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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