And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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