Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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