she sounds like chewbacca in bed
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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