David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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