Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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