Nicole vs. Life
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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