are you so shy because you have an std?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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