a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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