i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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