I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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