Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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