This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
This toilet bowl is my home.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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