do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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