I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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