dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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