in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm bleeding and have questions
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
