This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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