do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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