You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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