So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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