all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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