I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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