Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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