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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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