party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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