we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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