Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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