HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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