So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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