doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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