Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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