Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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