i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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