sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
third nipple confirmed
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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