So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I could have mohawked her pubes.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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