Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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