So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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