I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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