so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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