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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.

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(281): View more from Texas

I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday

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(585): View more from New York

I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one

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(240): View more from Maryland

The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.

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