I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
if you like me you must not know who I am
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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