Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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