Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.