if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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