i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.