There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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