you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
