wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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