they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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