i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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