I want you more than these girls want KFC
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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