Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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