The maid of honor just puked.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How does one acquire holy water?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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