Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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