R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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