Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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