and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
this boner is exhausting
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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